Official Lafay worship page -

elcome to my sanctuary, weary stranger! Have a mug of ale, and listen up, for I will reveal to you, the secrets of ancient Medievia. Restless at heart, I started my misadventures at the age of 17, traveling further and further away from the city of Medievia as the years and my experience gained. I always carefully jotted down every detail of what i learned, so that one day my tales would be available for all who seek it. But time goes on, and as the years of my youth end, I may one day have to settle down; therefore, if you have a story or useful information that you would like to pass on, I'd be very happy to include your contribution to my tomes. I can usually be found exploring Medievia, but if not you can send a letter and my clerk will make sure I get it.

Lafay, the Harvester of Sorrow
The 33rd Day of the Month of the Scorpion, Year 498.

accuse .You stare accusingly at him. ack .You go ACK TTTHHHHHHPPPPPPPTTTT! all over him - what a mess! -You go ACK TTTTHHHHHPPPPPPTTTTTTT! agree .You agree with xxx. -You agree with everyone in the room. alone .You inform xxx that you want to be alone with him. -You feel so lonely. apologize .You apologize to him. -You apologize to everyone in the room. applaud .You clap at his actions. -Clap, clap, clap. baa .You make obnoxious sheep sounds in his ear. -You make some quaint sheep noises. backhand .Ok, you backhand him for being a complete idiot! backrub .You give him a long, firm backrub. bandage .You bandage his wounds tenderly. bark .You bark loudly in his face, who obviously needed to be put in his place. -Ok, you express your true feelings to the world at large. bearhug .You give him a bone-crushing bearhug which leaves him gasping for air. beg .You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from him. -You beg the gods for mercy. bite .You brush back his hair and softly bite his neck. -You look like you'd like to bite someone. bkiss .You blow a kiss to xxx. -You blow kisses to everyone in the room. blow .You blow sweetly into his ear, making him smile. -You blow into your hands making a *loud* toot! blush .You blush at the sight of xxx. -You blush a deep shade of red. blame .You blame xxx for this! bleed .You bleed all over him. -You bleed quietly. blink .You blink at xxx in disbelief. -You blink in disbelief. bonk .You bonk him on the head. bored -You inform everyone that you're bored. bounce .You bounce onto his lap. -You bounce around excitedly. bow .You bow before him. -You bow deeply. brandish .You brandish your weapon in his face. brb -You announce that you'll be right back. burp .You burp him. -You burp loudly. businesscard .You present your business card to him. bye .You wave goodbye to xxx. -You wave goodbye to everyone! cackle .You cackle gleefully at xxx. -You cackle gleefully. caress .You run your hands across his body, caressing him. calm .You try to calm down xxx. -You feel peaceful and calm. cheek .You pinch his cheek. -You feel like pinching someone's cheek. cheer .You cheer for him. -HIP HIP HUZZAH! choke .You throttle xxx with your bare hands!!! -You clutch your hands to your throat as you begin to choke. chortle .You have a mild laugh at his expense. -You chortle merrily. chuckle .You chuckle at his joke. -You chuckle. clap .You applaud xxx's performance. -You clap your hands together. comfort .You comfort him. comb .You patiently untangle xxx's hair - what a mess ! -You comb your hair - perfect. congratulate .You congratulate him on a job well done. cookie .You pat xxx on the head and give him a cookie. -You rummage through your bag and pull out a huge chocolate chip cookie. cough -Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time! cover -You cover your eyes with your hands. cringe .You cringe away from him. -You cringe in terror. cry .You cry on his shoulder. -Waaaaah.. cuddle .You cuddle him. curse .You swear at him. -You swear loudly for a long time. curtsy .You curtsy to him. -You curtsy to your audience. dance .You lead him to the dancefloor. -You stand on your tip-toes and do a Snoopy-like dance of joy! daydream .You daydream about xxx. -You absent-mindedly stare into space. desire .You want xxx, you need him, you've got to have him! dive .You dive behind the massive butt of xxx! -You look about for someplace to hide. drool .You drool at xxx... heh heh. -You drool, something must have you excited. duck .You duck under him. -You duck. embrace .You give him a warm and loving embrace. -You embrace the world, content and at peace. embarrass .You embarass him. -You look embarassed. eyeroll .You roll your eyes at xxx. -You roll your eyes. eyebrow .You raise your eyebrow at him. -You raise an eyebrow inquiringly. flip .You flip him over your shoulder. -You flip head over heels. faint .You faint into his arms. -You fall dead on your face. feet .You kiss his feet. -You feel like a martyr today. finger .You flip him the bird! flex .You flex your big bulging muscles for xxx. -You flex your big bulging muscles. flirt .You begin flirting with him outrageously. flop .You flop yourself onto xxx. -You flop over with exhaustion. flourish .You flourish before xxx. -You flourish. fondle .You fondly fondle him. french .Your tongue massages his as you give him a long, deep, passionate kiss... frown .You frown at xxx. -You frown. ftap .You tap out a little tune on his head. -You tap your foot impatiently on the ground. fume .You stare at him, fuming. -Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly. gag .You gag xxx's mouth with a sock. Ahhh! Sweet silence! -You gag in disgust. gasp .You gasp as you realize what he did. -You gasp in astonishment. gclap .You clap politely for him - gee, could you spare the enthusiasm? -You clap politely. giggle .You giggle at xxx. -You giggle. glare .You glare icily at him. -You glare at nothing in particular. goose .You tenderly goose him. -You waddle around like a silly goose! grimace .You grimace at him. -You grimace. grin .You grin evilly at him. -You grin evilly. groan .You groan at the sight of him. -You groan loudly. grope .Well, what sort of noise do you expect here? grovel .You grovel before him. -You grovel in the dirt. growl .Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, the Undead Corpse of Goo!!! -Grrrrrrrrrr... grumble -You grumble. gulp -You gulp nervously. halo -An aura of heavenly light appears above your head. hand handraise -You raise your hand. hate -You have a feeling of great hatred for... um... you forget. hello -You wave hello to the world! hiccup -You hiccup. *HIC* high5 hiss -You hiss, looking around for something to break. holdon -You pause a moment, feeling hesitant. hoot -You imitate the sound of large owl on a dark, ominous night. Or close. hop -You hop around like a little kid. horny -You're so horny you can hardly stand it. hose hot -You get all hot and bothered - take a deep breath, and chill. howl -You howl at the moon. AWOOOOO!!! hug -You hug everyone. hum -You hum a little tune. humiliate -You feel utterly humiliated! hyperventilate -You start to hyperventilate! Take slow, deep breaths. icewater -With a devious look on your face, you hide something behind your back. icecube -You wonder who would like an ice cube down their shirt. imitate impale impress -You try to impress everyone in the room with your immense talent. jam -You really get into the tune! jump -You jump up and down. kiss kneel -You kneel down in prayer, not that it'll do much good without praying. lag -You brutally slay the lagmonster. laugh -You laugh. lick -You lick your lips. like love -You love the whole world. lurk -You are lurking. moan -You moan in agony. massage melt -You melt in the blistering heat of the day. meow -MEOWWW! modem -You curse your modem for losing link so often. moo -You moo complacently. mourn -You hold your head down and mourn the loss of the dead. mutter -You mutter something under your breath. nap -You settle down for a short nap...zzzZZZzzz OOPS! time to get up! nibble nod -You nod your head. noogie -You look around, wondering who would like to get a noogie. nudge nuzzle oink -You oink loudly. omen -You calmly prophesize the coming destruction of the world. pant -You pant like a little puppy, out of breath. pat peer -You peer around intently. pet -You wish that you had a pet of your own. Poor baby! phone -You inform everyone that you're on the phone and not paying attention here. pillow -You pull a feather pillow out of thin air and proceed to get comfy. pinch -You look for a nice butt to pinch. point poke ponder -You ponder the question. pounce -You rise up and pounce! - at nothing. pout -Don't pout so much, you'll break your lip. press -You inform everyone you're are pressed for time. protect puff -You inform everyone that its 4:20, and you're off to puff. puke -You puke, blowing chunks everywhere!!! YUK! punch purr -You purr contently. puzzle -You look puzzled. quack -You quack nonchalantly. question -You question life, the universe, and everything. quirk -You raise an eyebrow quizzically. (Who do you think you are? Spock?) quiver -You quake and quiver in your boots. ramble -You ramble on and on about nothing in particular. reassure relax -You relax, and take it easy. relief -You breathe a sigh of relief. reset -You scream for a reset NOW NOW NOW! roar -A low rumble emits from deep within your chest and you roar like a lion. rofl -You roll on the floor laughing at nothing at all. Silly! rose rub -You grin and rub your hands together. ruffle salute -You salute the gods in admiration of the amazing world around you! scold -You scold everyone for being so naughty. scream -ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! scratch -You scratch your head. screen -You stare blankly at your screen.. time to take a break from MUDding! seduce shake -You shake your head. sharpen -You sharpen your weapon and look particularly dangerous. shiver -You shiver from the cold. shrug -You shrug. shudder -You shudder. sigh -You sigh. sing -You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky. skip -You skip around happily. slap slobber -You slobber all over the floor. smile -You smile happily. smirk -You smirk. smoke -You light up a cancer stick and inhale deeply. snack -You grab some junk food and munch. snap -PRONTO ! You snap your fingers. snarl -You grizzle your teeth and look mean. sneeze -Gesundheit ! sniff -You sniff sadly. *SNIFF* snicker -You snicker softly. snog snore -You snore loudly. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. snort -You snort derisively. snowball snuggle sob -You sob unconsolably, heartbroken. spank -You think someone desperately needs a spanking. spit -You spit! Patoowie! squeeze squirm -You squirm around, whats wrong?? squirt -You create a magic water pistol and squirt everyone! stare -You stare at the sky. stomp -You stomp around like a little kid. stretch -You stretch your tired muscles. stroke -You look like you're having a stroke. strut -You strut with pride! sulk -You sulk. swat -You swat at the air, and miss! sweep -You swirl around in happiness! tackle tease -You're such a tease! tduck -You conjure a duck out of midair and throw it at no one in particular. thank -You thank the gods for your great luck. think -You sit down and think deeply about the problem. threaten tickle tkiss tongue -You stick your tongue out at everyone! twiddle -You patiently twiddle your thumbs. undress -You begin to undress for your audience. Easy now! wait -You lean against the nearest tree and wait patiently. want -You want EVERYTHING! watch -You check your watch impatiently. wave -You wave. whap -You whap the air, and it whimpers in pain. whimper -You whimper softly. whistle -You whistle appreciatively. wiggle -You wiggle your bottom. wince -You wince. wink -Have you got something in your eye? woops -You acknowledge the fact that you make an awful lot of typos. worry -You feel very distraught. worship -You kneel down and worship the Gods of Medievia. yawn -You must be tired. zoneout -You zone out.